Hot shower sex in the summer house: The new couple brings fire to the celebrity flat
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The follow-up couple Vanessa Marioposa and Diogo Sangre draw the dismay of the housemates. Sporty, revealing and also on the winning side: “Dude, how unfair!” So was the 7th episode of “Summer House of the Stars”.
“Sorry! I can’t stand that! I’m 180, man! So humorless, I can’t believe it!” Man, “dude”! Someone is blowing off a lot of steam!
In all friendship: Could it be that the new roommate Christina Grass doesn’t like our Stephen? How is that possible when the gifted actor wears such a charming smile that it always seems a bit like he is preparing for the film adaptation of a Stephen King horror novel. Title: The Man Who Always Laughed.
When Stephen puts on a friendly face, you always feel like you urgently need to look at the firewood and check if the ax is still in the chopping block. Sure, the skinny smile that gets your blood flowing is just one he wants to use to express his “admiration.” Or to put it in the words of influencer Christina: “Woah, dude, ey!”
The group dynamics are not exactly good at the summer house right now. Couples whine at each other because they don’t harmonize in the games and then with fitness model Vanessa Mariposa and her Diogo Sangre, two new ones come in, which makes you ask yourself: what TV format should you know those two from? “Ah, they’re the ones who fucked right away!”
It is completely understandable that the old hands are skeptical of the newcomers. You’ve toiled at the games for weeks, and then two jocks just walk into the house and your chances of winning diminish. unfair! With all the excitement, the fact that Farmer Patrick insults his Antonia as a “bird” first, but then wins an exhausting furniture mover game with her, almost falls over.
Sex and the shower and everything went wrong
Speaking of games, these are nice to look at, but seem artificially stretched. There are also various speculations about this, which would be related to the departure of the quarrelsome Sindermann and Hambüchen. Not much was shown and maybe that’s a good thing in this case. For other situations, on the other hand, one would have wished the scenes had been broadcast. The Mölders couple also complained about their disappointment about the cutbacks. They would have had so much fun at home. There were beautiful, deep moments. But many events have been taken completely out of context and would now create an impression that did not really happen.
But what exactly happened as it is served to us – the viewers – in the end? Mrs. Marioposa and Diego have sex in the shower! You can’t cut anything and reassemble kit pieces. And sometimes a pulled shower curtain reveals more than it hides.
Also fun: teasing about the newcomers behind their backs. At first Stephen finds it “exciting” when “the cards are shuffled again”, but only until his wife Katharina bursts into tears over this worthless move. Excitement in Episode 7: Old Fart Patrick pretends to beg his Antonia for hugs. In reality, he fervently surrenders to his outgoing flatulence under the covers.
Fame and the grandpa with the electric blanket
We urgently need to talk about the candidates’ differing ideas about their “fame”. Farmer Patrick jokes about the “Ex on the Beach” format, which Mariposa and the likeable tattoo artist participated in. Wait a minute, dear Patrick, what is “Farmer Seeks a Wife” again? Oh, and of course high culture.
Perhaps the constant moaning of the people is only due to their tense nerves. Because the newcomers can win one of the hardest games and thus are serious competitors. Mario, meanwhile, seems to have lost all hope of victory. He is in more and more pain. It’s only a matter of time before “Grandpa with the Electric Blanket” voluntarily leaves the field.
In the meantime, anyone who wins the race and becomes “Celebrity Couple of the Year 2022” is hardly interested. Some have been divorced for a long time, some relationships are as solid as an eggshell and even the love of newbies Vanessa and Diogo would be over by now.
(This article was first published on Wednesday, September 28, 2022.)